So I know a guy....

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 01/30/2015 at 08:03 • Filed to: None

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He lives in Colorado and used to drive a Civic Hatch like this:

He recently traded it in for A Wagovan like this:

Because We have weather like this:

I think he learned his lesson. Stance Is Not Practical

thebigbossyboss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 08:05

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I drove a lowered car for 4 years through the Ottawa winters. Stance practicality advanced. I had about a credit card width clearance. Snow doesn't hurt the car it's soft.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > thebigbossyboss 01/30/2015 at 08:06

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Snow doesnt hurt the car, Snow hurts you as you drive the car over it

thebigbossyboss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 08:08

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....How does it hurt me? Sometimes I would get stuck. SO I got a shovel. Then I could always get out.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > thebigbossyboss 01/30/2015 at 08:10

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The thing is, this dude is a stance bro. His EG was out of commision for 2 months because someone convinced him he needed a new headgasket (probably a Subaru stance bro) (He didnt need one) and he fucked up the timing because he didnt have the right tools. But Its okay, he knows what hes doing, he washes cars at an audi dealer. /sarcasm

If you cant tell, I really dont like this guy

thebigbossyboss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 08:12

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Haha oh I see. How long does a civic with incorrect timing last? LOL.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > thebigbossyboss 01/30/2015 at 08:15

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He figured it out and just parked it for a while until he could take it to a professional. But seriously the amount of SMH this guy emitted was off the charts. He tried to convince me he drove an RS8 V12 Sports Sedan. He showed me a Picture. It was an Audi A8, not even an S8.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 08:17

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I'd so rather have the wagovan.

Funktheduck > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 08:18

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Testing kinja

Not the worst stance I've seen. That one has normal sized wheels.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/30/2015 at 08:18

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Me too

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 08:19

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Until he does this to it, seems to be pretty common with that crowd.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Funktheduck 01/30/2015 at 08:19

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His werent, I said that was like his. His was actually a slightly darker blue, had white larger rims, and a hot pink spoiler

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 01/30/2015 at 08:21

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thebigbossyboss > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 08:25

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Lol. I love when people BS me on cars. Not to say I know everything....but I know when I hear some BS hahaha.

Funktheduck > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 08:26

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Poor guy. No one explained to him good taste.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 08:28

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Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 01/30/2015 at 08:31

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Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 01/30/2015 at 08:38

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Even I don't really like that one, and that says alot. The fitment is really nice, the wheels not so much, and the rusted hood is not really my style.

Slant6 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 09:24

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Nice new screen name.

MonkeePuzzle > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 01/30/2015 at 10:36

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lowered civics in snow!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > thebigbossyboss 01/30/2015 at 17:44

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Seriously though, With that A8 it wasnt only a matter of getting the car wrong. It was also a matter of depth perception, a V12 will not physically fit under the hood of an A8. So even if Audi did make an "RS8", it wouldnt be a V12. That would be like trying to fit a grapefruit into the peel of a cumquat